ON DAYS LIKE THESE

-eat with my hands..while eating spaghetti.

-be a robot… beep boop bop

-stick my big toe in someone’s…

-stick my big toe in my nose.

-quit my daily routine to go on an adventure

-run up and down the streets while making robot sounds.

-move back home.

-do the hokey pokey in my underwear.

-go skinny dipping.

-dress like criss cross.

- forget about you.

very very true kids.

N.E.R.D. concert was last night and it was unbelievably AWESOOOMMMEEE!!!!! matt n i were semi close to the stage and were lucky enough to be surrounded by good people, except the biatch with the over-sized pink coach bag. she was behind us trying to act all bold. but i shut her twat ass up with a butt bump when the music started playing. buahahahaaa!! anyway… the car ride to bart was fuuun. car rides with matty

and i are always fun. it was ac, ramz, matty and i in the car sippin on some tecate after drinking some jameson… mmmmmmm!!! thank god they like it ‘cause i seriously do not want to be drinking by myself.

sooooo.. we get into warfield and luckily, we got pretty close to the front. i met some reeeeaaal cool cats except PINK COACH BIATCH!!! hahahaa but i was on a good one before the show even started. the venue had these big ass screens where you text any message you want and it will show up. this is what matty and i posted:

hahahaha our address.

UPG ALL DAY EVERY DAYY!!

thennnn…. i grabbed my extra panties and threw it at my daddy (PHARRELL). unfortunately, it hit his crotch and fell off the stage =( ……

but on a better note… Pharrell had picked me to go on stage.. OMG!! here’s a video of me going crazy on stage. take note that i’m wearing a grey tank, shorts, tights, and yellow knee high boots. and please take notice how my daddy (PHARRELL) had grabbed me to dance with him TWICE.. i swear it’s pure luck cuz that shit NEVER happens to me.

and these are the pics i took while on stage:

i will NEVER forget that night.

one more thing.. SEGUE SF would like to introduce the new Marketing Assistant, JENAE A. SUAREZ!!!! whooooooot whhhhhhhhhooooooooot!! trying to do big thangs and i am very open to bring great people along. get meeeee!!!!

adeus.

mmmm. nothing better than waking up with allergy symptoms and swollen eyes! uuggghh i feel like my head is stuck between the cold pavement floor and an elephant’s foot.. but it’s a beautiful day and everyone seems to be in a cheery mood. i love nice people, it makes my work days go by with an ease.

so i watched the haunting in connecticut last night with matty. it wasn’t as scary as i thought, but still had a great delivery of horror and creepiness. all i have to say about the movie is…”eewww..eye lids!!” and in my honest opinion, you can wait til it’s on dvd to watch it.

i’ve been listening to this one song for a hot one. the sample is awesome and how it was used is freakin genius. the rapping is okay.. a little bit on the sad side.. but it’s okay. i think i’m more in love with the production. give it a go.

o man o mannnnn.. these allergies are really taking a toll on me. someone give me drugs to make it go awaaaayyyyyy. i really wish i was a robot. i wouldn’t have allergies, i wouldn’t have to worry about the “time of the month” or what i wear or any aesthetics.. unless i wanted to pimp my robot body with some paint designs or whatnot. these would be the only things i would have to worry about :

if only..

adeus.

last night was a journey!! nia, leann, matt and i went on the usual wednesday larkin hype. it’s getting old.. but we had mad fun in the car!! sippin on some jager, brandy and rockstars while vigorously shakin our upper bodies to the muffled sounds from my speakers on blast. i looooove them sooo much!! too bad that the girls and i were looking mighty tasty but our shoes were murderous… my feet looks like they went through that chinese foot bind tactic. yikes!!

more to come.

buaahahahhaa!!

bite that lip.

any one of these would do except for the last one =)