ON DAYS LIKE THESE

Sometimes.. “i get so lonely” like janet and it makes wanna “scream” like michael. But it’s going to be okay cuz “i will survive” like gloria gaynor and “it’s all good” like bone thugs. i do have to admit though, sometimes i’ll pop in “kelly’s 12 play” like the dream and i’ll start to feel all “crazysexycool” like tlc so “i touch myself” like the divinyls. but then i’ll get bored and resort to making a “bootie call” like blackstreet to you and tell you to “come get it” like hi-tek and to be here in “4 minutes” like avant. so you got to my place and said, ‘i’m gonna “bang that”’ like hollywood holt ‘til i “get you wet”’ like pretty ricky. but i couldn’t let you do so ‘cause your breath smelled like it was “siccmade” like brother lynch and it came from “stankonia” like outkast. so i told you “bye, bye, bye” like nsync and that i’m “movin’ on” like mya. you got down on your knees and exclaimed “let’s stay together” like al green and i should “come around” like little brother. you said you’ll use my toothpaste but i responded with, ‘”niggaz ain’t barin dat”’ like three six mafia ‘because i ain’t no “dirty girl”’ like murs & slug. i also told you to “walk a thousand miles” like vanessa carlton away from me ‘cause your breath is “poison” like bell biv devoe. so i walked away feelin’ all “cool” like p-funk the king and ready to find “my boo” like usher ft. alica keys , but this time hoping that his breath aint “nasty” lil wayne. so i went out with my girls, looking for a spot that’s “jumpin’, jumpin’ ” like destiny’s child and we ended up running into some “honeydips in gotham” like boogie monsters type of boys. so i had to pause and say ‘”shawty swing my way’” like k.p. & envyi but one of them turned around and snapped his fingers while saying in a high pitched voice, ‘”move bitch’” like ludacris. with that said, i began to cry (because i really do not take rejection well) and dropped “on bended knee” like boyz ii men and began “missing you” like trey songz. although that breath smelled like a “stanky leg” like g-spot boyz, i was still “yearning for your love” like the gap band. so i go home, pick up the phone, and said ‘”i just called to say i love you”’ like stevie wonder. you were not moved and said ‘go “cry me a river”’ like justin timberlake but i couldn’t because i was “all cried out” like allure ft. 112. i told you that “i’m so sorry” like the the smiths and to give me “one more chance” like notorious b.i.g.. you stared at me with such an apathetic face that “i thought i lost you” like miley cyrus until you told me to “come close” like common. you hugged me, kissed me and forgave me…and you also said, “you’re a jerk” like the new boyz and i replied, “i’m yours” like jason mraz. and our love story aint a love story, it’s a “love song” like jean grae. -the jerk (abela bot).

abhor:

one-up:

I’ll do a write up for the best song…

And post it on the blog

Reblog And All That To Grab The Attention Of You Emcees

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Voila…There It Is…

A Beat Made By Me…

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..according to plan. may not be at the specific time you expected, but regardless of how late it is, it’s so significant that it jumps starts your memory of that one, specific plan. now, you may feel that you are somewhat dumbfounded as to how it all came to be, which may cause you to initially decline the acceptance of it.. and that is normal. but we all know, especially the ones that are phasing out of their teenage years and into adulthood, that acceptance is the most helpful tool in these cases. and yet there are moments where you feel that your mind wants to rebel against what we know best.. i truly hate that.. but ahh the perils of life. although we see our clear paths ahead of us, we are still curious to know if we will reach the same destination taking another one. but back to what i was rambling about to begin with, witnessing your plan take action can evoke many feelings: disbelief, regret, happiness.. the list can go on. but the only step you can take after feeling is… accepting. so i’m going to make it easier on myself by accepting that this very old plan of mine is only now starting to be executed by destiny/GOD/the matrix/life/what have you. and i will accept it without any curious, endless questioning. because let’s just face it, although i may feel that it’s too good to be true and regret that i had given up on this plan to begin with, i am so happy that it happened. with that said, why would anyone want to question that. i guess we just need to enjoy life for what it is and not plan so much. well, you can plan, but don’t expect things to happen right away. just have fun, lessen your expectations, appreciate every moment.. and maybe, just maybe, things will just go according to plan.